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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 07:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Why don't we use the fastest possible processors in all devices?

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Have you ever regretted not hitting on a older women?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

NASA’s Voyager Probes Uncover a Mysterious “Wall of Fire” Beyond Our Solar System - The Daily Galaxy

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Then came..

What are the reasons behind China and Russia's reluctance to integrate into the global economy?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Powerful solar telescope unveils ultra-fine magnetic 'curtains' on the sun's surface - Space

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Is Taylor Swift aware of the fact that she’s naturally seductive?